England: Huh? Who rip off the month February in our calendar?

France: *burst in the room with an angry look and heavy makeup that isn't fixed* WHO DARES TO INTERVENE TO TAKE AWAY THE MONTH OF LOVE IN MOI WATCH!!!

England: =_= oi there! What are you wearing? it's like... never mind...

France: *flips hair* I'm wearing MAKE UPS, Unlike you! Your Face and eyebrows is like, MAKE DOWN.

England: ... I don't know what you just said, but I may say, that that's the stupidest thing I have ever heard from you this month,

France: OH YEAH?! WELL! I suspect that your underling was the one behind this unsettling crime *points at the rip off calendar*

England: we--

America: YOOOO!! I GOT A DATE WITH PHILIPPINES!! I HAVE NO REASON TO RIP OFF FEBRUARY IN OUR CALENDAR ANYMORE! YAY!!!

France: ...

England: ...

France: ...

England: ...you were saying?

France: Never mind =_=

England: Well, we could always ask Cana--

Canada: *turn to England with a gloomy expression* There's no February in my calendar...

Only November...