Aмerιca: DUDE LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!

England: Wнaт тнe нell ιѕ ιт Aмerιca? Tнιѕ вeттer вe вloody good...

Aмerιca: I FOUND A WHALEEE!! *gloмpѕ wнale* *laυgнѕ нιѕтarιcally*

England: HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTT ITS A MOTHERFUCKING WHALLLLLEEE!!! HOLY SHIIIIIIITT!!

Aмerιca: DUDE THIS DUDE LIKES COFFEE!!

England:

HoLY SHIIIIT~!!