Denmark: oooooh Norgeee~!!

Norway: What is it De- Oh sweet lord Jesus-

Denmark: LET ME KISS YOU DAMMIT!! *drunk noises*

Norway: SOUND THE ALARMS. *gets air horns*

Finland: THE DANE IS DRUNK?!

Iceland: THE DANE IS DRUNK?!

Sweden: ...... (●__●) sWEeT lORD JeSus THE DANE IS DRUNK-

Nordics except Denmark: *fires air horns* FUCK!!! THE DANE IS ON THE LOOSE. I REPEAT THE DANE IS ON THE LOOSE-!!!

Germany: What the fuck are they doing...?

Prussia: ...... I don't know-