Italy: sOME ONE HALP.

Italy: I AM LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM AND IM BLEEDING FROM MY LOWER BODY.

Italy: IS THIS SOME KIND OF DISEASE THAT FEMALES HAAVE?! I AM FREAKIN' TERRIFIED.

Italy: NOW I FEEL MY ORGANS CRAMPING. OH MY GAWD IM DYYYYINGGGG!!!!

Italy: gO. SAVE YouRSELvES-

Romano: fRATELLO. CALM THE FUCK DOWN DAMMIT.

Me: нelp-