A-merica

America: heh...what happened. I remember you were once great...

[Tragic music stops]

UK_Britain_: Wait, was that a pun?

England: America, was that a freakin' pun??

America: dude what?

England: dID YOU THINK IT WAS ACTUALLY OKAY FOR A GREAT BRITAN PUN-

America: Okay bro you just realized this after-

England: YOU DID IT AT A FREAKING MOMENT

England: LIKE

England: T H I S.

America: .....

Me: nO PUNS ALLOWEDDDD!!!!