Denmark: OKAY GUYS. WE NEED IDEAS OF HOW WE HELP HUMANITY.

Iceland: Why exactly?

Denmark: Because!

Finland: HAVE CHRISTMAS EVERYDAY!

Sweden: W'fe no-

Denmark: No Finland.

Iceland: umm...

Denmark: We need to think of something! Sticks and stones might break my bones but words will never hurt me!

Iceland: what?

Denmark: Sorry! Just thinking out loud!

Iceland: *throws Dictionary at Denmark*

Denmark: ow! fUCK-

Iceland: Words do hurt!

Denmark: oUT ICE-

Iceland: awww....

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Iceland: That's how I got kicked out!

Norway: *sheds tear* That's my brother... ಥ⌣ಥ