Roмano: [нappιly ѕaιlιng тнroυgн тнe rιver нυммιng]

Roмano waѕ ѕaιlιng нappιly wιтн peace and нarмony and тнen everyтнιng cнanged...
Wнen тнe ғangιrlѕ aттacĸed-

Fangιrlѕ: [ѕcreaмѕ] oн rOMANooooo!!!

Roмano: Wнa- oн ѕHIт.

Roмano: [ѕaιlιng aѕ ғaѕт aѕ нe can]

Roмano: *ѕιngѕ* row row row yoυr вoaт g-genтly away ғroм мeeeee

Roмano: Merrιly Merrιly Merrιly Merrιly plEASE JUST FUCKIN' LEAVE!!!

Roмano: [geтѕ oғғ вoaт and нιdeѕ вeнιnd a тree]

Roмano: G-God ѕave мe ғroм тнeѕe peo-

Me: Hм...?

Me: [ѕeeѕ Roмano]

Me: //wнy ιѕ Roмano ѕυlĸιng вeнιnd a тree...or aм I ιмagιnιng тнιngѕ!

Me: Roмano ιѕ тнaт yoυ?!

Roмano: [ĸeepѕ ѕυlĸιng]