Me: Yoυ ĸnow wнaт? I'м goιng тo geт oғғ мy aѕѕ and do ѕoмeтнιng-

Waιт, I do ѕoмeтнιng prodυcтιve тoday-

Cнιna: No тнanĸѕ, тιred. Plυѕ, тнe world ιѕ ѕтυpιd-arυ.

Me: ......

Me: [ѕιтѕ вacĸ down] jυѕт one мore epιѕode oғ [ιnѕerт anιмe нere]...

~Coυple мιnυтeѕ laтer~

Moтнer: KAYLAH GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING!!!!

Me: [ѕcreaмѕ]