Lord Hιмa: I'll мaĸe Gerмany and Iтaly and Iтaly acт lιĸe a coυple every тιмe тнey are тogeтнer! And drop ѕoмe нιnтѕ oғ a ιnтιмaтe relaтιonѕнιp вeтween тнeм aѕ oғтen aѕ I can!!

Me: ARE. THEY. FrUKING. CANNON. YET????

Lord Hιмa: Uн....no-

Me: [groanιng ιn deѕтreѕѕ]AUGHHHHHHH!!!!