England: [cooĸѕ ιn тнe ĸιтcнen]

England: [нυмѕ]

[Fιre нaѕ appeared!!]

England: ѕHIT.

England: вLOODY HELL!! HES GOING TO KILL ME.

Gordan: [walĸѕ ιn]

Gordan: [ѕeeѕ everyтнιng on ғιre]

Gordan: I LEAVE FOR ONE SECOND AND WHAT DO I SEE?! THIS. FUCKING THIS.

Gordan: WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FUCKING FIRE?! WE WERE MAKING GOD DAMN SUSHI.

[England ғιnιѕнed нιѕ ғood! :D]

Gordan: тHIS DISH IS SO DISCORED, I CAN HEAR SATAN GAGGING ALL THE WAY FROM HELL-

England: ...............

Me: poor preѕcιoυѕ вaвy...