Fιnland: NORGEEEE TELL ME IM PRETYAAAAYYY!!! (┳Д┳)

Norway: Jeѕυѕ ғυcĸιng cнrιѕт, Fιn, wнaт тнe нell ιѕ wrong wιтн yoυ?

Fιnland: (╥_╥) I'м υgly Norgeway, мy нead нυrтѕ, and I wanna peт υnιcorn. （・∀・）

Norway: Yep, yoυ're drυnĸ.

Fιnland: eEEeEEĸ I WANNA NA ME IS HORNY. HORNY THE UINKORN!! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

Norway: FINLAND NO.

Fιnland: нeнeeeн FINLAND YAAAAASSSSS~!!!

Me: ..... DeNмARK.