England: gODdaммIт, Aмerιca! How тнe нell do yoυ end υp ғalιlιng every тaѕĸ I ғυcĸιng gιve yoυ?!

Aмerιca: Well, I dιdn'т ғaιl тнe тaѕĸ yoυ gave мe laѕт nιgнт! (°∀°)

England: Wнaт ιn тнe вloody Hell do yoυ мea-

Aмerιca: [gιrl voιce] "oH ALFRED! HARDERRR!!"

England and тнe oтнer naтιonѕ: вloody ғυcĸ....

Aмerιca: "AWWWW DEEPER, GO DEEP-"

England: [graвѕ Aмerιca вy тнe necĸ] ѕтOP-