Prussia: HAHAH!!! I TOOK OVER AUTHOR-CHAN'S HETALIA CRACK. BECAUSE I'M SO AWESOME!!! Keessesese~

America: Hey, where is author-chan anyway...?

Prussia: uhhh...

Me: *stuck in closet*

Prussia: Vacation! That's where she is!

America: okay dude...

Prussia: And she trusted me to write her Crack for her!

Friend: *slams open door* LIES-

Prussia: ah!

Friend: SHE'S NOT ON VACATION. SHE'S IN A CLOSET YOU GOTTA SAVE HER AMERICA IT'S BOOBY TRAPPED EVERYWHERE-

America: ....

Friend: AMERICA!!! HELP HER NOW-

America: okay! I will!! I'M THE HEROOO!!! *runs out of room to save me*