Person: You can't marry a country that isn't real!!

Me: You can if it's true love!!

Canada: ( ;~;) I'm your true lo-

Italy: *Burts through window* NO. I'M HER TRUE LOVE!!!

Person: *girlish screams and faints*

Me: I CAN MARRY MY LOVE.

Friend: Kay....I swear how are we still friends?

Me: I dunno....becaaaause you looooove mee!! X3

Friend: Fuck this shit I'm out.

Me: awww...