Me: Le stages of the Hetalia Fandom!

Freind: Why do I need to know this?

Me: SHUT UP AND LISTEN.

Friend: eek-!

Me: There are 4 sides of le Hetalia Fandom:

Zhe Weeaboos for Hetalia

Zhe ones who will fucking murder you~

Zhe shippers

And zhe ones that are just kinda there.

Hetalian friend: Non! There 5!

Me: FIVE?!

Hetalian freind: Sì!
The one with constant fear of the other fractions but can't escape.

Me: oh-

Friend: Why am I even here??

Me: BECAUSE I SUMMONED YOU HERE.

Friend: Ah-!!