2p!Italy: Bruh, I'm gonna steal yo girl!!

2p!America: ...

2p!America: what. The. Fuck?

2p!America: Bruh, *laughs* Uh-huh...right.

2p!Italy: I can!! >^<

2p!America: You got less meat in your pants than a vegan restaurant.

2p!Germany: oOOOOOooooOoooOOOHHH!!!!

Me: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!

2p!America: *puts shades on and moon walks out of the room*

2p!Italy: . . . .