Prussia: RIP PRUSSIA?? Oh more like RIPPED Prussia *flexes* *struggles to tear off shirt* shit gimme a second I got zhis... *gets stuck* fuck-

Friend: <--------(it is my freaking fault that I showed her Prussia...today in math SHE WANTED TO FRIGGIN LICK HIS ABS I'M JUST LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL, JASYRA!!!") Ooooh.... hot damn-

Me: .....