Person: Amerika~. Let me lick your Florida...~ ;3

Me: . . . .

America: It's kinda Sandy down there too. So I don't see why you want to lick it?!

Me: . . . .

Me: oh-

Me: oH-

Me: OH-

Me: OH-

Me: OH MEH GAWD STAHP WHERE YO AT-

Person: Why?

Me: ....

Me: [does hand movements up and down] JUST THINK ABOUT FLORIDA FOR A SECOND-

Friend: hm- OH MY GOD KAY-

Friend: STOP. NOW-

France: onhonhonhon~