Me: I love Canada so much I wanna marry him!!

Moon_Claw: Kay, he is just a character.

Me: *gently takes your hand sweetly smiling*

Me: *leads you outside*

Me: *goes back inside*

Me: *locks the door*

Me: *mouths "fuck you" from the window* HE'S NOT JUST A CHARACTER.

Moon_Claw: *still outside* Wait...what did I do?