Me: *looking at We♡It in bed after bedtime because I'm just a boss*

Me: *stops at HetaOni* OMG-

Me: *tears up* Ah- MY EYES BURRRN!!

Me: It buuuurns!! THE FEELS HURT MY EYES!! THE FEELS HIT ME HARD-

Okay kids what did we learn today?
Kids: What!!
Never cry when your eyes are really dry!
Kids: oh.