Me: DUDES I GOT MY BEA IN THE MAIL YESTERDAY.

America: Bea?

Me: YUSH. CANADA-SENPAI.

Canada: me...?

Me: YESSH...YOU MOCHI!!

Canada: *blushes* I'm senpai...?

Me: YAS.

Prussia: *slaps me* DONT TOUCH HIM. he's mine!!

Me: ow! What was that for??

Prussia: HES MY LOVE-

Me: okay okay!

Canada: ...