How to get in a relationship with your host Japan!

Japan: First of all, I'm in the Axis Powers so it easy.

"Step one: Find Italy and Germany"

Italy: Hiya, Germany!

Germany: Vhat is it Italy?

"Step two: Stand next to them and pretend to trip"

Japan: Ah! I tripped~!

"Step three: When you fall hold their hands in a loving way"

Japan: ahh~! *sparkles everywhere*

Italy: Japan?

Germany: Japan....Vhat zhe hell are jou doing?

"Congratulations! You are now in a relationship!"

Me: ....

Me: Japan...pls.