THE COUNTRIES GO TO HELL

America: FUCK YEAH!! And jumps in a pool of magma to wrestle Russia.

England: scoffs at how dirty it is, and frequently dusts anything before touching it.

(Me: *cough cough* Sound like my mom, eh? *cough cough*)

France: takes a selfie with Satan.

Russia: jumps into a magma pool. "Home sweet home, da!"

China: walks into Hell for one second. "OH HEEEEELL NO." then runs away.

Italy: Went to heaven, They too innocent for Hell.

(Me: truuu!!!)

Germany: I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR ZHIS SHIT.

Japan: cautiously walks around, falls into a pit of magma.

(Me: NIHUUUN!!!!!)