Me: Now let's get up and say our national pledge...

NekoBlossom:
"I am a Doitsuist.
Live by the Doitsu
Die by the Doitsu
Inhale by the Doitsu
Exhale by the Doitsu
Speak the Doitsu way
Doitsu.
Doitsu.
(Random dramatic pause)...
Doitsu."
      Shine bright like a Doitsu.

Me: Now you may go.

Person: What...the...hell?