Me: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

Friend: Why?

Me: I FINISHED MY HETALIA MANGA SERIES AND A HETALIA SEATBELT BELT IN THE MAIL TODAY.

Japan: Good for you!

Me: YYEEE!!!

Friend: *steps back* okaaaay...

Me: NIHUN. YOU ARE LORD OF ALL ANIME- YOU ARE LOVE YOU ARE LIFE.

Japan: .....

Japan: and yoai too?

Me: yuuuuusss.

Japan: I KNOW I AM LIFE-

China: because everyone is made by me-aru!

Japan: What?

China: Yes! *gets a sticker that says 'made in China'* YOU WERE MADE IN CHINA-ARU!!! *slaps the sticker on Japan's face*

Japan: Ah!

China: YOU WERE MADE IN CHINA. *points at me* YOU WERE MADE IN CHINA. *points at Japan* EVERYONE WAS MADE IN CHINA-ARUUU!!!

Hong Kong: Opera much?

China: Shut up-aru!!

Me: Um excuuuuuse me?? I was made in Lord Doitsu!!

China: Lord what?

Me: Lord Doitsu! HOLY POTATONESS GERMANY.

China and Japan: what...?

Me: HAHAHAH!!!

Germany: .....