Prussia: *stuffs me in closet again but this time it has a combination lock on it* SHE'LL NEVER GET OUT ZHIS TIME!!! KESESESE~

Me: [muffles sounds]

Prussia: NOW I VILL BE IN CHARGE OF ZHE HETALIA CRACK!!!

Me: vhalep!!(Hellp!!)

Prussia: NO ONE VILL HEAR YOU. *randomly appears eagle* FLY EAGLE FLY- TELL EVERYONE THAT A NEW AWEZOME PERSON IZ IN TOWN!!!

Eagle: [eagle sounds] *flies away*

Prussia: [laughing intensifies]

Prussia: AUTHOR-CHAN MAY NEVER ESCAPE!!!