Me: *slams open door* ARTHUR ENGLAND KIRKLAND!!!

America: oh shit man....you are so screwed...she said all of your names-

England: *gulp*

Me: WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A PLACE CALLED BITCHLAND?!

England: ....

Me: FIRST IT WAS AUSTRIA WITH FUCKING AND NOW YOU WITH BITCHLAND!!!! WERE YOU DRUNK?!

England: oh-

America: Yes! Yes he was!

England: Shut up wanker!!

Me: Were you two huummm.... *claps*

England: OH HELL NO-

America: Yus! ( ^-^)

Me: [trying not to scream]