For Mirayo-sama

China: Welcome class! I'm here to tell you advice that you'll need to know for the rest of your pitiful lives.

Class: AAAAAUGH

China: SHUT UP. Now! Here is some advice, "Aru~"

Class: Wat? Is that it?

China: Yup,aru!

Person: I'M AM DONE WITH YOUR GODDAMN SHIT YOU KNOW THAT?!

China: Sit yo ass down, Romano, Aiyaa!!!

China: shesh...white people, aru...

Me: SO WISE INDEED.

China: THANK YOU!!