Me: *gets stuck doing math* Ughhhh!!

Friend: you okay there? You sound like you are goin' to die.

Me: *slams pencil down* you know what? SCREW THIS CRAP BEING A HUMAN IS GETTING TO COMPLICATED. TIME TO BE A MOTHERFUCKING BADASS CAT. *gets shades on and puts on cat ears*

Greece: *magical appears out if thin air* That's my girl.

Friend: Wut?