*cough cough* Mirayo-sama *cough cough*

Me: wooooow~ Look at all the stars!

Crush: yeah...they're beautiful...

Friend: I potatoes in the skyyyy~ Shine Bright like a Doitsu!

Me: *turns back* shhhh!!

Friend: oh sorry!

Me: *looks into crush's eyes and leans in*

Me: Do you know who's more beautiful?

Crush: *blushes* who?

Me: APH Denmark, that fucker is pretty af.

Friend: Dyuuuuuum! She is savage af!!