Me: He's beauty, He's grace-

2p!Italy: *magically appears and stabs me* I'M 'BOUT TO STAB SOME BISH IN THE FACE.

Me: [weird dying noise]

2p!Italy: Holy fuck! I'm so sorry!!

[Dramatic music plays in the background while Mr.Krabs plays his smallest violin ever]

Me: Tell Moon_Claw that she was the best...and all of my beautiful favorite people that I love them...

2p!Italy: I'M SO SORRY AUTHOR-CHAN!!!!