Denmark: Be ready, because when I say Denmark. People will bow because I'm king!

Sealand: Well, you know what people think when they hear Sealand?

Denmark: What?

Sealand: A country. *smug smile*

Sweden: yeah. *thumbs up*

Sweden: Well, do you know what Sweden really stands for?

Denmark and Sealand: what?

Sweden: Smoke Weed Every Day Every Night.

Me: Oh. MUST REBLOG. NEIN I CAN'T. MUST NOT REBLOG.