Friend: Hey, Kay! Who's your true love?

Me: M-Me? Oh ummm...*blushes* C-Canada~senpai...

Friend: Who?

Me: Canada!

Friend: *laughs* No seriously who is it?

Me: I'm telling you its Canada!

Friend: Okay I'm not kidding anymore.

~*le time skip*~

PREVIOUSLY IN MY ROOM

Me: *cri* WHHHHY!? Canada why you no real!? *sobs*

Hetalian friend: *sighs* Another problem of being Hetalian.