THE HETALIA FANDOM BE LIKE:

Hetalia: Happiness, gay ships, sparkles! Come join us!

Person: Oh, sounds nice and cheery, I'll join!

Hetalia: ANGST, DEATH, GORE

Person: What tHE-

Hetalia: HETAONI, 23.5, HRE.

Person: sTOP I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS-

Hetalia: NEE NEE MAMA YOU ALREADY SOLD YOUR SOUL, THERE'S NO F*CKING WAY OUT NOW

Person: [Screeching]

Me: What...the...HELL!?