Feliciano: You know,Ludwig, I don't really like your name.

Ludwig: exuse me?

Feliciano: Your name, particularly your last name. It sucks.

Ludwig: *angry* What's wrong with my last name?

Feliciano: It doesn't suit you. You should change it.

Ludwig: Change it!? To what!?

Feliciano: Vargas *walks away*

Ludwig: did you just...

Ludwig: did you just propose?!?

Ludwig: DON'T WALK AWAY!

Ludwig: ARE YOU SMIRKING?

Ludwig: COME BACK HERE!

Me: omgomgomgomgomg...shIPPING INTENSIFIES.