Germany: Italy, vill jou marry me?

Italy: I can't~a I promised to wait~a for Holy Roman Empire~a.

Germany: Oh...okay...

Me: FUCKIN' SHIIIIIIT.....ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? GOD DAMMIT JUST FRUCKING KIIIIIIIISS!!!!!!! DX

Me: [scREAMING IN OUTRAGE]