Me: *dresses as a tomato*

Friend: Kay....what are you doing?

Me: ....I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE TOMATO LIFE.

Me: THE TOMATO LIFE CHOSE ME. *puts shades on*

Friend: Wut....?

Me: #THUGLIFE.

Romano: What....the....hell?!

Spain: *squeals* SHE'S SO CUTE!!!!