Me: *reading History Book*

"The 'have-not' powers: Italy Germany Japan
The 'Haves': England France
The Great Powers of the Future: USA Russia"

Me: *Tries not to laugh* Lets play a game called, "Let's spot the RussAme".

America: America and Russia.

Russia: Russia and America.

Russia and America: ALL MIGHTY AND POWERFUL

America and Russia: *poses* GODS.