That moment when someone tells you that you shouldn't eat pasta so much

Me: uh...EXUUUUUSE ME!?

Friend: Kay leave it alone.

Me: oh hell no!!

Friend: Kay- !!

Me: NE NE FUKKA. YOU PASTA HATING BITCH. PASTA=LIFE!! IMA GOING TO BREAK THIS CUP OVA YA HEAD. *holds up cup*

Me: LORD DOISTU WILL SMITE YOU.