Germany: I'm thinking of proposing to Italy soon...

Prussia: TOO YOUNG. NEIN. YOU ARE 142 YEARS OLD. TOO YOUNG LITTLE BROTHER.

Germany: 142 isn't youn-

Prussia: YES IT IS. YOU ARE ONLY JUST OVER 100 YEARS OLD. YOU ARE STILL A BABY. THOUGH YOU APPEAR A BIG MUSCULAR MAN. YOU ARE STILL A BABY. BABBIES CAN'T GET MARRIED SO NEIN. NO MARRIAGE, LITTLE BROTHER. NEIN. I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT THE THING.

Germany: uh...what thing?

Prussia: THE BED THING. THE FRICKLE FRACKLE. THE UNDERCOVER COUPLE TWISTER. THE WOOHOO. THE BED BOOGIE.

Me: Oh god...THE INTERNET HAS RUINED MEEEEEE!!! I KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT OMG.