Germany: Italy?

Italy: What?

Germany: Where's my military uniform?

Italy: what?

Germany: WHERE. IS. MY. MILITARY. UNIFORM!?

Italy: I, uh, put it away.

Germany: WHERE!?

Italy: WHY do you NEED to know?!

Germany: I need it!

Italy: uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

Germany: The country's in danger!

Italy: My evenings in danger!

Germany: You tell me where my suit is, Italy! I'm talking about the greater good!

Italy: 'Greater good'!? I'm your husband! I'm the greater GOOD you're ever going to get!!

Me: OMG I CANT. IM DYING. *rolls on the floor laughing*

Me: INCREDIBLESSS!!!!