Me: Okay...LET'S JUST HAVE A MOMENT

Me: TO TALK ABOUT NEKO!TURKEY.

Friend: Why?

Me: OKAY JUST LOOK AT HIM.

Friend: Okaaaaay...

Me: HE HAS A BAG WITH A SMILE OH HIM.

Friend: So...your point being?

Me: HE HAS IT TO HIDE HIS FEELINGS INSIDE. HE'S SAD AS HELL UNDER THAT FAKE SMILE.

Friend: oh.