Where's the Dane?

Norway: Hey, anyone seen Denmark, today?

Me: *shrugs and turns to Iceland*

Iceland: HOLD UP. I got dis.

Iceland: NORWAY WHY ARE YOU NAKED AND POSING IN FRONT OF A LEGO CASTLE.

Norway: What-

[girlish screams and thumping down the stairs in the distance]

Denmark: *slams open door* MY BODY IS READY.

Iceland: Oh...There he is~. ;D

Me: How-

France: [spying in a closet and taking pictures with Japan] onhonhonhon~

Norway: What....the....hell Iceland!?