Me: [screaming] I CAN'T. IT SO CUTE.

Friend: Kay....calm down!

Me: NO. I NEED MY CANADA-SENPAI WITH ME.

Friend: here she goes...

Me: I NEED TO BUY THIS PLUSH. HE IS MY LIFE AND MY SENPAI. OH MY GOD I NEED MOCHI-CANADA INTO MY LIFE. HES SO CUUUUUUUUTE!!!!

Friend: Kay...just take a breather.

Me: NON. I CAN'T. MY NEEDING MUST BE CURED.