Teacher: If someone asked for two hamburgers. And you had ten. How many would you have left?

Me: ....

America: [BURTS THROUGH DOOR WITH EAGLES EVERYWHERE] 10. THAT BITCH AIN'T GETTIN' ANY.

Me: *raises pointer finger* that's so true!

Teacher: ....HOW'D YOU GET HERE!?

America: Oh....just IMAGINAAAAATION.
[Does the SpongeBob thing with rainbows]