Me: *ahem*

Friend: I swear if you do it I will absolutely kill you.

Me: *inhales*

Friend: KAY!?

Me: *puts curl on* "HEY HEY PAPA MAY I HAVE SOME WINE!? HEY HEY MAMA HEY HEY MAMA I CAN'T FORGET OF THE BUAGANESS OUTA MY HEAAAD!!!"

Friend: *eternal screaming*

Italy: I regret nothing.

Me: *troll face*