Me: IT FREEZING HERE IN KANSAS!!!

Friend: I know....I know...*sighs*

Me: WHY GENERAL WINTER!? I SWEAR RUSSIA ATTACKED US FOR NO REASON I BET HE'S JUST SITTING THERE LIKE, "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE MOTHER RUSSIA, DA?" SMIRKING HIS LITTLE "KOL" SMILE.

Me: AHHHHH!!!! WHY RUSSIA WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN!? *sulks*

Friend: ...I know...it sucks.

Me: ICE EVERYWHERE. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IF WE MESS UP.

Me: AHHHHH!!!!