America: England...how many fingers am I holding up?

Me: *tears up* I CAN'T.

England: I'm sorry America I can no longer see.

Me: OHMYGERD. NUUUU-

England: I'm to busy

England: *turns around with spoons over eyes* mmmmmmmmblockin' out the haters.

Me: wut...?

Me: *slaps England* YOU BASTARD. HOW COULD YOU!? DON'T JOKE AROUND LIKE THAT!!