Me: HEY. WANNA SEE THE BEST SONG EVER?

Friend: What?

Me: I Tr-

Friend: If it's stupid I will absolutely destroy you.

Me: nooo...it's toootally not!!

Friend: ...okay go.

Me: *sings*

"I travel across the land searching far and wide for each Doistumon, to understand, the Doistu that's inside!
Doistumon it's you and me! I know it's my Doistu- ny. Doistumon you're my best friend in a world we must defend!! Doistumon!
A wurst so true our Doistu will pull us through.

You Doit me and I'll Su you
Doistumon! Gotta Catch em' all!"

Friend: .......*eye twitch*

Me: I know right!? It's so fabulous that it made you speechless!!

Friend: OH. MY. GOD. KAY.....WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?

Me: Oh! Just a "DOISTUMON!" adventure!!

Friend: How are we still friends?

Me: Oh....BECAUSE YOU LOVE MEEEE!!!! X3