Kiku: But...Alfred...who IS Cotten-Eyed Joe?

Alfred: Uh-

Gilbert: Yeah, where did I come from?

Alfred: Guys no-

Feliciano: Where did he go?

Alfred: Guys-

Every country (except Al):
wHERE ARE YOU COTTEN-EYED JOE???

Alfred: ....

Alfred: You know this DOES get old-

Roderich: *aggressive fiddle playing*

Alfred: ....

Me: Exactly....who is he?

Alfred: NO, I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT.